truest shit ive ever read
bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class
I went for A’s when I cheated.
who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big
"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"
this is God’s way of telling you that you have too much fucking money
See if we can’t find a nice stallion to ride you again
"People get mad when you treat them how they treat you."
In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.
French slang is freaking metal.
DEATH BY OHONHONHON
"I don’t think there’s any kind of preparation for sudden celebrity. I think you almost have this slight nervous breakdown when that kind of media attention happens. I mean, you’re doing the same kind of thing that you do all the time, only you have to make these weird adjustments."
So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better
Time to play “lets see what weird shit I’ll encounter while pausing my video mid transition”
Who knew Ward felt the same way about Coulson as Coulson feels about Captain America?
fun fact: asexual people can still find people attractive/pretty/cute/handsome/beautiful/adorable. NONE OF THOSE HAVE TO BE SEXUAL.
ALSO ASEXUAL PEEPS CAN SAY SOMEONE IS SEXY WITHOUT WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM. SEX APPEAL IS EASY TO UNDERSTAND EVEN IF IT DOESN’T APPEAL TO YOU.