officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

(Source: walkinggtall, via adam-rikard)

lulz-time:

this is God’s way of telling you that you have too much fucking money

(Source: sizvideos, via arthurwhit-lock)

"aw that sucks :("

me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

(via notwallysouth)

See if we can’t find a nice stallion to ride you again

(Source: villainsbar, via sylar-is-my-homeboy)

"People get mad when you treat them how they treat you."

(via baka-ji)

(Source: iamcharliesangel, via lilylovesbatman)

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.

French slang is freaking metal.

DEATH BY OHONHONHON

(via notwallysouth)


"I don’t think there’s any kind of preparation for sudden celebrity. I think you almost have this slight nervous breakdown when that kind of media attention happens. I mean, you’re doing the same kind of thing that you do all the time, only you have to make these weird adjustments."

"I don’t think there’s any kind of preparation for sudden celebrity. I think you almost have this slight nervous breakdown when that kind of media attention happens. I mean, you’re doing the same kind of thing that you do all the time, only you have to make these weird adjustments."

(Source: lawerncs, via notwallysouth)

thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

(via captain-raviolevi)

alwaysextraordinarykb:

Time to play “lets see what weird shit I’ll encounter while pausing my video mid transition”
Who knew Ward felt the same way about Coulson as Coulson feels about Captain America?

alwaysextraordinarykb:

Time to play “lets see what weird shit I’ll encounter while pausing my video mid transition”

Who knew Ward felt the same way about Coulson as Coulson feels about Captain America?

(via captain-raviolevi)

thegoddamnbatqueen:

thethirdeyebrow:

fun fact: asexual people can still find people attractive/pretty/cute/handsome/beautiful/adorable. NONE OF THOSE HAVE TO BE SEXUAL.

ALSO ASEXUAL PEEPS CAN SAY SOMEONE IS SEXY WITHOUT WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM. SEX APPEAL IS EASY TO UNDERSTAND EVEN IF IT DOESN’T APPEAL TO YOU.

(via weabaes)