awwww-cute:

Found two baby bats rolling on my deck this morning. I had never seen a baby bat before, thought maybe others hadn’t either

awwww-cute:

Found two baby bats rolling on my deck this morning. I had never seen a baby bat before, thought maybe others hadn’t either

(via ctrayn)

ninihohoho:

hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day

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I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT

(Source: pacific-ryn, via moukies)

finn-theheroguy:

Shorties

Adventure Time Babysitting AU Fanfiction

By

Joshua Trujillo

Story 4 ; The Last Man On Earth Heard A Knock At The Door

Bonnie looked at the calender. December had come in, snowing and spitting, hissing like a wild cat. It seemed to be going the same way too, but then, in two weeks, they would have Christmas Break, which was always welcome. This year, the Christmas Dance would be, oddly enough, held during Christmas Break, so sayeth the adults on the dance committee. Bonnie rolled her eyes. It had been over a year since her last dance. The Spring Dance had been culled last year because of Shoko. And Marceline. So much had happened during the year…over the summer…

The passenger door opened and Marcy got in as she knocked the snow off her boots. Sexy boots. Bonnie felt the smile gradually scrawl across her face. She shook her head. Marcy closed the door and, in one move, leaned over and drew Bonnie into a kiss. She tried not to giggle, but she was surprised by the sensual feel. Which meant Marcy was horny. Ah. Marcy broke the kiss and sat back.

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ask-bonnie-and-marcy:

I don’t know if I understood the question

finn-theheroguy:

Shorties

Adventure Time Babysitting AU Fanfiction

By

Joshua Trujillo

Story 3 ; It’s A Classic If It’s A Vlassic

Prismo lifted the jar up in the glaring lights and produced his best smile.

"My grandfather started this company a buncha’ years ago," he began to channel Orville Redenbacher. "He knew how to make a great pickle. My father and I are following his footsteps and we think you’ll love our results! Packed with Pickle Power! It’s Primo!"

He held the pose and the cheesy smile as the director intoned, “Aaaannd…cut. Okay people, that’s a good one. Prismo, good job, son!”

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finn-theheroguy:

Shorties

Adventure Time Babysitting AU Fanfiction

By

Joshua Trujillo

Story 2 ; If I Die Before I Wake

Finn looked down at his tiny hands, clasping the huge club. It lay there, metallic and dense. He looked up to the laughing giant. Finn knew that all he had to do was raise the club. Raise the club and he could defeat the giant. It happened again. The giant opened his enormous paws and there was Francesca. She looked different though. She was bathed in flames, her hair like living fire wreathed around her older face. She looked near Marcy’s age. She wore a flame dress, orange and reds and yellows wrapped around her body like she commanded it. She was…pretty…she struggled in vain against the strength of the giant, who just continued to laugh. She screamed for Finn to help her, but what could he do? He spat out the pacifier that had suddenly appeared in his mouth and grunt against the weight of the club. Raise the club! Finn struggled as the giant began to back away. Raise the club! Then it happened. The head of the club came off the ground at Finn’s last ounce of strength and exploded outward. Francesca, startled, fell into Finn’s arms and he gathered her to the ground, covering her head from the raining bits of the giant. Her flames burned him, scarring him all over, but Finn didn’t care, so long as FP was safe. He got up slowly, the club in his hand substantially smaller and the giant sat up, half his face missing. He cackled and laughed a dead, half laugh-

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ask-koki-kariya:

yougotvexed:

nico-di-angelcake:

dragons that live in volcanoes and coat themselves in lava

dragons that live underwater and have fish scales instead of dragon scales

dragons that live in fields of flowers and breathe out avalanches of flowers instead of fire

DRAGONS BEING COOL AS SHIT

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you rang?

Dragons are cool.

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via buttercakesandteacafe)

Vitamin String Quartet – Mr. Brightside (239,095 plays)

black-battler:

The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.

(Source: polterghast, via patrickcolemanus)

lelaid:

braiker:

bethrevis:

US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.

Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”image

funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me. 

Funny that when they do this I only hear about it on tumblr, but when they try to limit guns and the second amendment it literally becomes a congressional uproar.

(via ctrayn)

official-nepeta:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

wifikings:

nvxus:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

my childhood….gone…..image

Where the fuck did that gif come from

The lion king bloopers

(via doctor-cosima)